Alina Habba Dethrones Kendall Jenner As Worst Vegetable Slicer Ever

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Alina Habba, attorney to Donald Trump, has found herself in a peculiar spotlight, surpassing even Kendall Jenner’s infamous cucumber-cutting blunder. For those who may have forgotten, Jenner’s kitchen mishap during Season 2 of “The Kardashians” went viral when she struggled to execute a seemingly simple task: slicing a cucumber. Despite access to a personal chef, Jenner insisted on tackling her own snack, resulting in a cringe-worthy display of cucumber carving that left viewers both amused and concerned for her fingers’ safety.

While Jenner emerged from the ordeal with digits intact, she became the subject of widespread mockery for her lack of culinary prowess. However, in a twist of fate, social media has now crowned Habba as the new reigning champion of clumsy vegetable slicing. The saga unfolded when attorney Ron Filipkowski shared a video of Habba’s awkward attempt at cutting celery on what appeared to be an unstable surface. Originally posted by Habba’s friend, former “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Siggy Flicker, the clip quickly transcended their social circle, drawing nearly one million views and a barrage of critical comments on Habba’s technique.

The internet’s reaction to Alina Habba’s slicing skills parallels the ridicule faced by Kendall Jenner, albeit with a fresh twist of humor. Jenner’s cucumber catastrophe became fodder for jokes not only among fans but also within her own family, as evidenced by Kylie Jenner’s playful taunting during a Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Despite the initial embarrassment, Kendall eventually embraced the moment and learned to laugh at herself.

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Taking a page from Jenner’s playbook, Alina Habba decided to lean into the joke, embracing the absurdity of her avocado-slicing struggles. In a self-deprecating video posted to Instagram and X, she playfully acknowledged the attention brought by Filipkowski’s repost, dubbing him a “trollski” and showcasing her less-than-perfectly-sliced avocado with pride. The post garnered over 730,000 views and seemed to win over some of her critics with her good-natured humor.

In a curious turn of events, both Kendall Jenner and Alina Habba have unwittingly become symbols of internet hilarity, united by their shared experience of public kitchen mishaps. As social media users continue to revel in their foibles, both Jenner and Habba have shown resilience in the face of online scrutiny, proving that sometimes, laughter truly is the best response.